I'm a little behind the curve. But what's new.

I know it's been ages since my last post, and I probably wont even get this up today, but guess what? I was nominated for....

Yaye!! :)

To accept this award one must follow the rules......

1. Thank the person that gave it to you and link it back to their blog.

2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.

3. Pass the award on to 15 other blogs. 

Okay, first things first, I'm not going to follow the rules because I'm so freakin behind the curve of this whole shabang. Nearly all my bloggy besties nominated me which is most flattering. :) For links to their blogs, check out the blogroll on my page. I FLOVE you all! Secondly, I'm giving this award to anybody who hasn't received it yet! Make sure you let me know you've responded so I can head over and read it!

7. One of my favorite smells in the entire world, other than the smell of a man (and a woman) of course, is the smell of cats. I love to stick my face into their fur and just inhale. It's seriously my zen time, smelling my cats. Yes, I am aware that's probably very weird. And I sometimes get fur in my mouth or stuck to my lip gloss, but whatevuh. ;)

6. I find left-handedness to be incredibly hot. I have no idea way. I have this strange fascination with it. I read in my psychology class that left handed people are more likely to commit suicide than right handed people. Why, I have no idea, it's just a statistic. Regardless, if I see you eating or writing with your left hand, I might be staring. Don't be alarmed. It's just a thing. :)

5. I've been a lacto-vegetarian bordering on veganism for 17 years. There are a ton of different types of vegetarians out there, but I eat no flesh of any sort (cow, pig, fish, etc.) and no products containing eggs or gelatin. It's completely psychological and is a result of many "traumatic" childhood experiences with animals and meat. The whole "lacto" in the lacto-vegetarian means I allow dairy in my diet. I hate 99% of dairy and the thought of it makes me sick, but sometimes I just have to get the protein from it. I don't buy  milk or butter, but use soy milk and rarely put cheese on anything. I still eat pizza and and other cheesey things, but I've wanted to go vegan for years. It's just soo damn expensive/hard to do when you are on the go all the time. So basically I'm an avid label-reader and a royal pain in the ass at restaurants. "Is that cooked in the same vat of oil as the fish/chicken?" "Is that cooked on the same surface as meat products?" "Do those beans have lard in them?" ....you can see where I'm going with this. Thank gawd my hubs is a patient man. .....most of the time.

Oh yeah, the hubs is NOT a vegetarian. He's a total carnivore. lol

4. I love gross shit. Non-animal related, of course. I love swapping stories about the nasty things I have to do at work with other nurses and people who don't have weak stomachs. I have soooo many poo stories and nobody to share them with. None of my friends/family want to hear them, but I feel the need to vent about these events! Some of them are just so mind blowing! Like at work, the other day, a resident who is wheelchair bound locked himself into the mens bathroom and I literally had to crawl under the stall like a little kid to help him. He'd managed to get on the toilet, but was unable to wipe himself. By gawd he sure tried. I wont explain the mess, but it took me 10 minutes to clean under his fingernails. Use your imagination. SEE? You didn't want to hear that did you? lol

3. I cant lie to save my mother's life. I also have a small, okay, who am I kidding, LARGE case of diarrhea mouth. Some how the filter from brain to mouth doesn't function properly. This applies to all areas of life. I say too much at work (ie. when a resident asks me why they are on a particular medication, I tell them the truth, and they dispute the hell out of their memory loss/cognitive impairment/medication. I've since learned.), I give overly graphic descriptions about bodily functions, I speak of sex in very frank/blunt terms, swear words fly out in front of the wrong people... you get the picture.

Oh yeah, and I FLOVE Obama!

2. It is because of number three that I do not have many local RL close friends. I hate having to censor myself. I don't want to have to tip-toe around anybody or have to hold my tongue. My bestie of besties lives on the opposite side of the United States and I miss her and her family every day. I can't look at a picture of her kids without crying I miss her/them so much. Her husband is coming back from a deployment here soon and they will be visiting Cali this summer. I seriously feel like a kid waiting for Christmas. It is also because of number three that I love the online community and the anonymity that the internet offers. I've met some of my most sincere RL besties here online! I love you h00rs more than you know. I even met my husband online. Myspace. Yeah, remember back in the day when Myspace was the shit? hahaha, that sort of dates my relationship a bit. Pssht, Myspace, who uses THAT anymore?

1. This is not news to many of you, but yes, I am one kinky little girl. The B the D the S and the M are my life.  ;) I love chatting about it and posting pics about it on Tumblr.

0.5 (I told you that I wasn't following the rules)..... I am a huge nerd and love all things nerdy. Seriously. My dad was an aeronautical engineer, I grew up watching Star Trek and Star Wars, I find geek humor to be amazingly kick ass and I've even been known to speek a little 1337. :)

Okay, that's all for now. I hope I'm not a huge blogger fail cause this is so late, but I guess that's how I roll. ;)

Much Love for you h00rs,