Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Pull-out method FTMFW

Thats right, I said it........ and it worked.

Fuck. Yes.
So, I had been off the pill for about 3 months to kind of give my body a break from the last 15 years of popping the little thing. Needless to say the amount of sex as well as the types of sex we had changed. It's not like he made a habit of finishing inside me, but still we were extra careful. Well, not careful enough to use condoms, cause FUCK those things. ;) Our alternate types of sex just involve other holes (mainly two) where procreation is not possible.

Anyways my doc made me take one of these before I started back on my pills, and thank heavens it came out like this. She actually had me scared shitless for a while. I hadn't had any signs, but still, what if? After attending @MyAfterCar's baby shower the other day, it made me kinda sad that little line wasn't a plus. I have had some serious baby fever lately. But.... not now. It isn't the time.

Natch, we celebrated!

We got out one of our finest bottles of wine. I mean that literally. That wine was part of our quarterly shipment from Louis M. Martini, one of the wineries we are members of. That shit is like 2 dollars a sip. 

Attached our "spill proof" pourer gadget. You can get fucking sloshed of wine and never spill a drop with this thing. No twisting of the bottle to prevent dribbling necessary!

Then, ran our wine through our other gadget, the Vinturi wine aerator. With on simple pour through this lovely thing, it gives your wine and hours worth of aeration. Also, it filters out sediment with it's screen. Super cool.

 So here's to another nine months of alcohol! Horrah!