|Yeah, no freakin joke. Little did we know.|
Before we started the maze, they gave us all a map. Now, this map was quite intimidating, but there were 5 adults that went, how hard could it be, right?
|That should have been a hint! Turn around and run!!|
|Really? This is all you have for us to go off of?|
|Hmmm, know what's supposed to be in that hole? A freakin marker!!!|
|How am I supposed to find my way around in this?!?!|
|Tell me that's not straight out of the movie "Signs"!|
We all start to get frustrated but don't really want to show it. Some group we ran into felt guilty enough and gave us one of their flashlights, thank goodness. That is when we hatch our plan. We oriented ourselves south, and decided to say f*ck the trials, we are going straight until we are out of the corn maze hell. We slither through all of the corn until we finally reach the perimeter of the maze...2.5 hours later! We didn't even complete the maze, but it was pitch black and we were over it. We all decided to go to Mountain Mikes (best bizza EVAR!) and we proceed to get a little tip-say while watching the rest of the ball game.
While our maze adventure was a big fat fail, the beer, pizza and awesomeness that is the San Francisco Giants made up for it.
|Giants for the mother f*cking win, baby!|