Welcome! Warning: I bite.

Hello all, I’ve decided to jump on the bandwagon and create a blog. I had the hardest time trying to think of a title. I’m not the most clever thing to grace the earth, I have had the same AOL screen name since I was 13. My twitter name is my *gasp* real name, and until recently, I’ve seen no need to change it. Now, shit, back to square A, what do I change my twitter to? I’ll probably do something really original, like my name backwards. Wait, that’s still google-able, isn’t it? ….Shit.

I was browsing through my pictures/Rob porn the other day and came across this picture, an absolute favorite:

This picture speaks a thousand words.

It's from "The Bad Mother's Handbook" where our lovely Robward plays a nerd. *SWOON* I have always had a thing for nerds. Overly-intellectual speak get's me all mushy inside and it's always been sort of a fantasy for Gil Grissom of CSI to bend me over his knee and lecture me about Entomology while reddening my bottom with his hand.

Oh Doctor, talk nerdy to me!

Yes, talking nerdy to me might as well be talking dirty to me. People who are so obsessed with Star Wars that they dress up? Hot. People who can lecture me about the engineering of a computer? Hot. People whose conversations I must have to later look up in the dictionary? Hot. Naturally, I'm not talking about cocky sons-a-beezys, but men whose who have no idea how nerdy they sound and go on spouting shit to their heart's content. Don't be embarrassed, I like it. I'm not sure why my brain works the way it does, but I'm sure as hell not going to put in the time and effort into figuring that out, psshaw, yeah right.

Needless to say, when I saw that picture of mister Rob, I had a small epiphany. Dirty, nerdy and hot! JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM! *And the heavens opened up* I heard a voice that said, "DO IT. You need one more thing in your life to spend time on." Chores? Laundry? Those can all wait for your blogging, a possible new found addiction. Like Twitter, Facebook, Twitarded and Cute Overload doesn't waste use enough time already.

So here it is, disjointed and confused, pointless and unnecessary, things I find dirty, hot and nerdy. For me, they all seem to be somewhat connected. :)

My Mister Dirty, Hot and Nerdy doing what he does best, nerding out. *Muah*