Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Welcome! Warning: I bite.

Hello all, I’ve decided to jump on the bandwagon and create a blog. I had the hardest time trying to think of a title. I’m not the most clever thing to grace the earth, I have had the same AOL screen name since I was 13. My twitter name is my *gasp* real name, and until recently, I’ve seen no need to change it. Now, shit, back to square A, what do I change my twitter to? I’ll probably do something really original, like my name backwards. Wait, that’s still google-able, isn’t it? ….Shit.

I was browsing through my pictures/Rob porn the other day and came across this picture, an absolute favorite:

This picture speaks a thousand words.
It's from "The Bad Mother's Handbook" where our lovely Robward plays a nerd. *SWOON* I have always had a thing for nerds. Overly-intellectual speak get's me all mushy inside and it's always been sort of a fantasy for Gil Grissom of CSI to bend me over his knee and lecture me about Entomology while reddening my bottom with his hand.

Oh Doctor, talk nerdy to me!

Yes, talking nerdy to me might as well be talking dirty to me. People who are so obsessed with Star Wars that they dress up? Hot. People who can lecture me about the engineering of a computer? Hot. People whose conversations I must have to later look up in the dictionary? Hot. Naturally, I'm not talking about cocky sons-a-beezys, but men whose who have no idea how nerdy they sound and go on spouting shit to their heart's content. Don't be embarrassed, I like it. I'm not sure why my brain works the way it does, but I'm sure as hell not going to put in the time and effort into figuring that out, psshaw, yeah right.

Needless to say, when I saw that picture of mister Rob, I had a small epiphany. Dirty, nerdy and hot! JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM! *And the heavens opened up* I heard a voice that said, "DO IT. You need one more thing in your life to spend time on." Chores? Laundry? Those can all wait for your blogging, a possible new found addiction. Like Twitter, Facebook, Twitarded and Cute Overload doesn't waste use enough time already.

So here it is, disjointed and confused, pointless and unnecessary, things I find dirty, hot and nerdy. For me, they all seem to be somewhat connected. :)

My Mister Dirty, Hot and Nerdy doing what he does best, nerding out. *Muah*


  1. woohoo I'm 1st! YEAH! So excited to see you blogging. LOVE the layout and especially the title. Great first post! Did a lil' twitter pimping for ya. It's the only thing that helped me in the beginning.

    Cheers to Dirty Hot & Nerdy!

    xo J

  2. Thank you so much, girlie! I really appreciate it! Everybody, including yourself, makes it look like so much fun. I thought I'd give it a whirl. :)

  3. YAY!!! Welcome to the neighborhood! I love what you've done to the place! ;)

    As a gift to you, I will make sure to add you to my blogroll and try and link up to you in an upcoming post (but I'm a procrastinating SOB and that could mean next year).

    Beware the disease that is blogging. It's a blast and a time-suck and wonderful! You're in good company. If you need anything, just ask. :) Really. Can't wait to see what your own little Dirty Hot and Nerdy brain comes up with!

  4. Mr. Dirty has a really big.................monitor. LOL

    Welcome to blogland :)

  5. Great title. Can't wait to read more of what your wonderful mind has to inform us all on. When you get your new twitter handle I'll pimp your lovely blog out.

    Welcome to the blogosphere!!!

  6. WooHoo! Well done you! I've been thinking of starting a blog myself (though I'm not sure how frequently I'll post, and whether anybody will be interested enough to read it) and my first stumbling block is giving it a name. I love the name you've chosen!!!!!

    Good luck - I'll be back for more [especially cos I flurve Daniel Gale too ;-)]

  7. Welcome to the jungle... we got fun 'n games! Looking forward to reading more of your dirty mind!! *mwah*

  8. Love your new blog! I also like nerd-speak. Mr. XKR was a computer engineering student when I fell for him. Ungh! :)

  9. WOOOO HOOOO!!!!! I cannot wait to read more of what you have to say! Love you girl!

  10. YES! Dirty, Hot and Nerdy...I am engaged to a nerd myself. ;) Can't wait to keep reading!

  11. Wow! You are all so welcoming and supportive! How freakin sweet, I feel so special! Thank you all so much! :)

  12. Oh hai, beautiful. Welcome to the sandbox. Love the name of your blog!! Can't wait to read more.

  13. What JJ said. Because she always beats me and finds things first... DANG IT!

    Glad you took the leap - and oh mah GAWD blogging is a time suck on an entire new level of time-suckedness. But worth it!

    : )

  14. Welcome to the blog world! I love your blog name...it's perfect! I look forward to reading all of your dirty, hot & nerdy thoughts. ;)

  15. Love the name! I like 'em hot and nerdy, too. :) Can't wait to read more!