I'd like to start this post by saying...we aren't dead or dying! Well...I'm not anyway and I'm 99.9% sure that All Twied Up isn't either, I'm positive if she was I would have felt a disturbance in the force or gotten a text, er something... I hope.
Now that that's out of the way, I can move on to what this post is actually about. I was searching for a new toy, and not the kind you get for your spawn, I mean lovely children, but the kind you get for, um... personal fulfillment. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. And while I completely expected to come across a wide variety of vibrators, dildos, plugs and personal massagers of different shapes and sizes, I never in a gazillion years expected to see something like this...
That's right... it's a "Pocket Rocket" and I'd like to add what-in-the-actual-fuck?!? Who came up with this...Paedo's-R-Us?
Now, I know we all call them sex toys, but seriously people, do we really want them to resemble something made by Mattel??? Now, I like space aged fantasy as much as the next nerdy kinkster but this seems to be taking it a little far. I suppose the upside to having your favorite vibe look like something a preschooler would play with is that when your kid finds it and decides to show it to your in-laws you can claim that it's actually a surprise for the kid and not an adolescent-to-a-scary-degree looking sex toy. But still!!!
Am I totally off my rocker thinking this is just down right weird or what? Chime in below, I won't judge...ok...maybe a little. ;)