Friday, February 17, 2012

And now for something a little dirty and nerdy...and more than a little weird

I'd like to start this post by saying...we aren't dead or dying! Well...I'm not anyway and I'm 99.9% sure that All Twied Up isn't either, I'm positive if she was I would have felt a disturbance in the force or gotten a text, er something... I hope.

Now that that's out of the way, I can move on to what this post is actually about. I was searching for a new toy, and not the kind you get for your spawn, I mean lovely children, but the kind you get for, um... personal fulfillment. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. And while I completely expected to come across a wide variety of vibrators, dildos, plugs and personal massagers of different shapes and sizes, I never in a gazillion years expected to see something like this...

That's right... it's a "Pocket Rocket" and I'd like to add what-in-the-actual-fuck?!? Who came up with this...Paedo's-R-Us?

Now, I know we all call them sex toys, but seriously people, do we really want them to resemble something made by Mattel??? Now, I like space aged fantasy as much as the next nerdy kinkster but this seems to be taking it a little far. I suppose the upside to having your favorite vibe look like something a preschooler would play with is that when your kid finds it and decides to show it to your in-laws you can claim that it's actually a surprise for the kid and not an adolescent-to-a-scary-degree looking sex toy. But still!!!

Am I totally off my rocker thinking this is just down right weird or what? Chime in below, I won't judge...ok...maybe a little. ;)


  1. Little bit weird, yes.

    I read years ago that the reason 'rabbits' are 'rabbit' like is because in Japan, sex toys are (were?) illegal, therefore they all have faces on them so that they could be passed off as 'toys', not vibrators.

    Interesting fact of the day. DONE.

  2. Hahaha! Love it! I've heard about a friend of mine's son finding his GRANDmother's butt plug. She found it in his mouth. Yes. True story. *gag*