I'm cheating on Twilight.

It's true. It's utterly true. It's a great story, the actors are amazingly good looking and the porn softcore (which verge on hardcore) takes my breath away. The feelings aroused while watching this show rival some of the fanfic lemons that I've read recently. Perhaps that's because I'm more of a visual person, but none the less. Hot. Fucking. Damn.

What is this epicness that I speak of?

Available on Netflix and On Demand, RENT IT!
....or buy it.

Why oh why you ask? What could possibly having me claim to cheat on my beloved Edward? This man. Spartacus.

Y'all know I have a thing for eyebrows. This
man's eyebrows are perfect. 

I'm no movie critic. I have no eloquent way of persuading you to see this series. So instead, let me speak with a few pictures and a quote from good ol Wikipedia:

Spartacus: Blood and Sand is a Starz television series that premiered on January 22, 2010. The series focuses on the historical figure of Spartacus (played by Andy Whitfield), a Thracian gladiator who from 73 to 71 BC led a major slave uprising against the Roman Republic. Executive producers Steven S. DeKnight and Robert Tapert focused on structuring the events of Spartacus's obscure early life leading up to the beginning of historical records.^[2] The show has been rated TV-MA for graphic violence, strong sexual content, and coarse language.

UNF. Freakin UNF.

 The sex scenes in this show are graphic and very realistic. It's very, very lemony.

Meet mister Crixis. HOTTIE. 

Chick on Chick? Yes please.

Yes, that is a dude fighting with the skin of another man's
face as a mask.

Have I mentioned it's violent? It's very reminiscent of Frank Miller's 300 in the sense that there is a lot of post-production blood and background music not of it's era, but the storyline stands on it's own. At first the hubs and I were not sure we were gonna like it. We flew through the season in less than a week. We fell in love with the characters and were left wanting more when it ended. 

The shitty thing? Super-hottie Andy Whitfield who plays Spartacus came down with non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma right before the taping of the second season. They waited a bit, he went into remission, they started filming again, the cancer returned. So sadly, they were faced with  replacing him. Apparently they have one in mind, but I am not sure if they have started taping season two of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Instead, what they did, is the created a prequel series with six episodes that is now showing on Starz (and Netflix on Demand and regular On Demand) called Sparticus: Gods of the Arena. Now, with this being said, my advice would be to watch Gods of the Arena before Blood and Sand. Obviously it's nice to watch the prequels before the show. 

But fear not, the prequel thus far has been very entertaining and has offered tons of lemony goodness. Not to mention a new leading man who is not so hard on the eyes.

Yeah, Hottie McHotterton. It's cool finding out where all the characters came from before Blood and Sand.

I forgot to mention one thing. Freakin Zena the Warrior Princess is in it!

Yes, you get to see her banging-ass hot body naked, too.

Edward, I love you. You will always be my number one, but right now, at this point in life...you are running a tough race...and falling behind. We better get some good shit out of that god-forsaken PG-13 rating in Breaking Dawn. More like Breaking Headboards.. har har har...... *crickets* 

So I leave you with a few words of advice:

1. Watch Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

2. Then, watch Spartacus: Blood and Sand

3. Dare to disagree with me. :)

p.s. Yesssss... I'm not a total blogger fail, I got one in this month!

Much love, h00rs! Enjoy. And I do mean, Enjoy. 

The world's worst picture of me. Ever.

No, it can't get any worse. 

*Courtesy of @norcaltwitard. Thanks, h00r.

Looking forward, and a year in review...

Well my last post was an uber drunk posting, so I'm going to try to get this one started on the first drink. It's pepsi and cherry vodka, thanks to a friend of miss @Twi_Lin's. Its a new fave!

I am not a Vodka fan, but this shit is delish!

AAANNnnnyways, a shit-ton of stuff has happened to me this year.

In January, my husband deployed to Afghanistan for a seven month tour. Thankfully his job is "inside the wire", but it is in an area that is constantly rocketed. He made it out alive!

There's my sexy-ass man....

I graduated college this year! After 4 years of dilly dallying and not knowing what I wanted to do with my life, at 22 I figured it out! I graduated with my Bachelor of Science in Nursing,...5 years later. Cum Laude, thank you very much. ;)

I moved back to California after 7 years in Hawaii! I could have stayed there the rest of my life, I love it there. But moving back has been a wonderful change. I'm 2 hours away from where I was born and raised, and I don't have to deal with 4.5-6 hour plane rides anymore!! I've never lived in such a small town as the one I live in now, but it's such a nice change from the constant lines and battle for parking.

Yay Areaaaaa!

Upon returning from Afghanistan, we moved into our first house ever! We'd lived in apartments together, but never an actual house, with an actual back yard, and and actual two car garage. Did I mention central heat and air? FTMFW!!

A week after the big reunion,

Was our One Year Anniversary! We spent a weekend in San Francisco to celebrate!

We enjoyed the hell out of the summer.

Enjoyed wine tasting

It was 104 this day!

Enjoyed the outdoors,

The hubs sparkles in the sunlight!!!! He really
is my Edward. ;)

The vegetarian who loves to shoot, who
knew? NON-LIVING targets, peeps.

I called her Aragog, after Harry Potter. ;)

Then came the fall.... and the AMAZING THING THAT WAS FOOOOOORKS!!!

What can I say about FOOORKS that has not already been said? I freakin love you h00rs and I had the time of my life!  I sort of expressed it in my last post.... but I was really drunk. MIIIIGHT have dropped the F-bomb a few times. Anyways, the end of Sept/beginning of Oct FOOORKS trip was one of the best experiences of my life. I've never seen a place with such unique beauty... and remember I lived in HI for 7 years! Hiking The Olympic National Park was some of the most picturesque hiking I've ever done. The Hoh Rainforest, the two waterfall hikes, First Beach, Rialto Beach... all so beautiful. The best part? You h00rs!!!

The Mecca!!

Plus 8.5 Vampires....

How freakin cool!!

I totes wear this all the time.

After the FOOOORKS trip, our next big event was the newest member of our family. If you haven't already read this post and this post, you MUST. What happened in the world of Twitardia was, in my opinion, monumental. What you ladies did for me, and for a homeless dog named Bella is so special. She went from homeless, hopeless to having a loving forever family. Her Twitarded aunties have even sent her gifts!

Auntie @Twi_Lin sent her three sweaters!!!

She continues to love our walks and her rawhides! She's the sweetest most affectionate little girl. We love her so much and feel as if our family is complete with her! We thank you, ladies of Twitardia for helping give Bella Twitarded Hicks a home!

December 4th brought The Eclipse Party get together!!!

Edward in creamy Bluray! YESSS!

We had such a great time! @amandakmelby, @Jaymes805, @RenaBug1, @Twi_Lin, the hubs and I all had such a great time! I don't want to admit how many times I've watched the Bluray since I've gotten it. I bet it's not as bad as half of you. ;)

Then, came the holidays,

Christmas dinner....

Now here we are. New Years Eve. The hubs has to work tomorrow in the AM so we're not doing anything crazy. I had to cancel my plans due to the financial-rapage of Christmas, a now I'm home, watching my hubs play Dance Central on the Kinect that he got for Christmas. Fucking hilarious!! :)

Now, I am not going to make a resolution because I never stick to them. I want to make a promise to myself, a promise that I'm held accountable for....

So, my NewYears resolution is to take better care of myself physically. Namely working out. This, of course, will help me mentally. I've been doing Zumba every day for the past 4 days, and running Bella after. I want to do Zumba at least 3 days a week, and walk the dog at least 5 days a week. I don't want to go all over-zealous and make these promises that I cant keep, so that's why I'm going to try to keep to this.. and this only.

Happy New Year, h00rs, I know it's already 2011 for those of you on the East Coast, but to everybody else,  enjoy the countdown!!

Any resolutions or non-resolutions for you ladies?? :)

Okay, I'm drunk, so what...

I must admit, I may come to and delete this in the morning. When I've sobered up. But I'm feeling all fuzzy and shit.

I fucking love you h00rs.

I fucking love that I can share my every little thought.... despite how dirty/wrong.

I fucking love that even though I've only met some of you once, I can tell you things that I can't tell my other RL friends.

I fucking love that you all don't look at me like I'm a psycho when I say how much Twilight has changed my life.

I fucking love that some of you have become like sisters to me. You know who you are and I treasure your friendship more than you can ever imagine. It means the world to me. 

I fucking love that Rob Pattinson is so hot. And I love that most of us agree on the fact.... It's okay, @MissTejota, I still love you. ;)

Ahhh Edward, I fucking love everything about you and your latent-dominant tendencies.

I fucking love that I have a husband who is so supportive and understanding. He is amazing and I love him more than I can express. I am the luckiest woman on earth.

I fucking love @JennyJerkface and @SnarkierThanYou for starting something that has brought me so much happiness. You ladies are not only hilarious, but amazing women who I admire more than you know. Joisey is better having you two women. 

I fucking love that every day I can come online to twitter/facebook and Twitarded and talk to you ladies.. that we can share our stories and support each other, no matter what, from so far away. 

Basically... it boils down to LOVE.... and how much I love you.

Merry Christmas and goodnight my loves. 

It's time for some f*cking hot and dirty....

Without further ado:

Because beanie Rob makes me cream my panties happy

Yessah.

My gawd, these are ah-mazing.

Yes, please!

I'm not sure the female body gets more beautiful...

For more like this, go a favorite website of mine, Stockroom.com

Corsetry and stockings, two of a girl's favorite things!

Beautiful...

I seriously heart Shibari

Breathtakingly gorgeous...

HOT

*UNF*

HOT

An all-time favorite of mine..

Can I be next? So fucking hot.

Rope, a favorite of mine... not only does it
feel/look amazing on, but the marks it leaves
are just as beautiful...

A Dominant friend of mine is a fabulous Fetish/Kink Photographer... Check him out DonSir Photography

I love the look of surrender in her eyes...

One day, I will do this. Needles scare the piss out of
me, but I think it's just gorgeous! 

Knowing her place... HOT

This has always been a favorite of mine.

Is there a FF where this happens? Gawd damn, sign
me the fuck up!

The triskelion in this form has long been the BDSM symbol. It is said to symbolize many things in threes: safe, sane and consensual (the BDSM credo), sub, master and switch, bondage, discipline and sadomasochism and many more...

The BDSM/Kink/Leather Pride Flag, you see it
flying proudly in my banner.

My All-time Favorite Quote:

"I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding."

-Anais Nin

My happiness: